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Survival Tent for Oxegen
Did your tent get set of fire? Did someone throw projectiles at your tent? Did you have sleepless nights wondering when some scumbags would wreck your tent? WELL NOT ANYMORE! The all new Stephen O Connor Metal tent for Oxegen. Withstands people setting it on fire! Projectiles getting thrown at it. Drunken idiots falling through it.
It comes flat pack with some simple instructions even a drunken fool could comprehend.